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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、爸爸:儿子,你已经四岁了,我想把你送去幼儿园全托。
儿子:不行。
爸爸:为什么?
儿子:我怕羞,再说全脱容易感冒。

2、有姐妹二人去饭店吃饭,点酸辣土豆丝,姐说,我不吃酸,不要放醋,妹说,我不吃辣,不要放辣椒。厨子气冲冲出来问,酸辣土豆丝不放醋不放辣椒,你做给我看。

3、记者问成都9路公交幸存者:车上有锤子吗?
幸存者:有个锤子!
记者:怎么不拿锤子砸窗呢?
幸存者:莫得,有锤子个锤子!
记者:到底有没有锤子?

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