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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、药店TM的太黑了,一盒普通的药收我四十,想想就觉得很难受!还好收银的小妹妹弥补了我心里的创伤,
我给五十她找给我六十。

2、公交车上一哥们看起来跟我差不多大,也就三十来岁,一刷卡:“滴,老人卡”。他哪里是老人?司机盯着
他他也面无羞愧,服了他了。算了,管别人的事做什么呢?我掏出自己的卡:“滴,学生卡”。

3、一妹子在火车站等车手机丢了,在那儿不停的哭啊,没完没了。。。最后身边的一个小偷烦了,怒道:别
TM哭了,我给你偷一个新的去。
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