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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我在玩俄罗斯方块的时候,四岁的弟弟在一旁看,忍不住提醒了我一句:姐,那不是比谁叠得高谁就赢?
我#@&$%#@$^

2、去幼儿园接孩子,听见一小女孩在教我女儿唱梁静茹的那首《宁夏》,歌词是:宁静的夏天,一个人在吃大便,手指头滴一点,吃一口说好甜....
我拿着给女儿买的冰激凌,惊呆了!然后冰激凌溶化,滴了一滴在手上我,我条件反射的举起手指舔了一舔。。。

3、我曾梳一条长长的辫子,小外甥女两岁时对我的大辫子极为祟拜。一天,我见她也核了一条细细的小辫儿,便有意挑衅:“宝宝,你头上的是什么啊?”
“小辫!”她极其热切地仰着脸说。
“那,你看舅妈头上的是什么?”
“大便!

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