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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

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学校有只色猫,经常去女生宿舍偷看别人洗澡,
然后我就在它脖子下装了个迷你摄像机。

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高中有一物理老师,男老师。
讲摩擦力的时候是这样说的:
没有身体的摩擦,怎么有爱情的火花!

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一次上课,老师大喊:谁敢不服我!
一个同学心血来潮,大喊道:我不服!
老师愣了一下,又大喊道:谁敢不服我俩!!!
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哈哈哈这个老师也是萌萌哒

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