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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.妹:姐,姐夫多久没碰你了? 姐姐:恩…挺长时间了,杂了? 妹妹:我说昨晚咋那么厉害…

2.想到前些天有人发了个段子,内容是如下!
别人的孩子都会买手纸了,我的孩子还在手纸上。
我就今天看一哥们盗用了,狠心给他回复个!别人的老婆都会生气了,你的老婆还要打气

3.回家看到老爸站在阳台上点着颗烟,紧缩眉头惆怅的望着窗外的乌云。
我:爸,怎么了?
老爸:要下雨了。(猛吸一口烟)
我:……老爸:下雨你妈就不能出去溜圈了,然后她一定会输光我的欢乐豆

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